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SONGS FOR THE NURSERY. |
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THE GREEDY DUCK. Jane Tayloe.
A duck who had got such a habit of stuffing, That all the day long she was panting and puff�ing; And by every creature who did her great crop see, Was thought to be galloping fast for a dropsy.
One day, after eating a plentiful dinner,
With full twice as much as there should have
been in her, While up to her eyes in the gutter a-raking, Was greatly alarmed by the symptoms of choking.
Now there was an old fellow much famed for dis�cerning, A drake, who had taken a liking for learning, And, high in repute with his feathery friends, Was called Doctor Drake : for this doctor she sends.
In a hole in the dust-heap was Doctor Drake's
shop, Where he kept a few simples for curing the crop; Some gravel and pebbles to help the digestion, And certain famed plants of the doctor's selection.
So, taking a handful of comical things, And brushing his topple, and pluming his wings, And putting his feathers in apple-pie order, Set out to prescribe for the lady's disorder.
" Dear sir," said the duck, with a delicate quack, Just turning a little way round on her back, And leaning her head on a stone in the yard, " My case, Doctor Drake, is exceedingly hard.
" I feel so distended with wind, and oppressed, So squeamish and faint�such a load at my chest; And, day after day, I assure you, it is hard To suffer with patience these pains in my giz�zard."
"Give me leave," said the doctor, with medical
look, As her cold, flabby paw in his fingers he took ; " By the feel of your pulse, your complaint, I am
thinking, Is caused by your habit of eating and drinking."
" Oh no, sir, believe me," the lady replied, Alarmed for her stomach as well as her pride ; |
" I am sure it arises from nothing I eat; For I rather suspect I got wet in my feet.
" I've only been raking a bit in the gutter,
Where the cook had been pouring some cold melt�ed butter;
And a slice of green cabbage, and scraps of cold meat,
Just a trifle or two that I thought I could eat."
The doctor was just to his business proceeding, By gentle emetics, a blister, and bleeding, When all of a sudden she rolled on her side, Gave a horrible quack, and a struggle, and died!
Her remains were interred in a neighboring swamp,
By her friends, with a great deal of funeral* pomp ;
But I've heard this inscription her tombstone was put on,
" Here lies Mrs. Duck, the notorious glut�ton !"
And all the young ducklings are brought by their friends,
To learn the disgrace in which greediness ends. |
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THE CUCKOO.
Aunt EJJie's Rhymes.
And so you have come back again!
And it was you I heard Proclaiming it to all the world,
You most conceited bird! |
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